Welcome to the second post chronicling the various Halloween costumes I have crafted and in which I have strutted about over the years. I don’t even care that that last sentence is really dense, so go back and read it again if you have to. That’s right, here on Psychobabble, I make you work. Or you can just skim. Whatever.
In case you missed it, slink on back to my first Halloween post to see the blogging debut of my peanut head I had as a toddler, as well as some kickass costumes brought to you by the 80s and 90s… and a dash of whoreish makeup.
This one time, at band camp… – When I first got to college, some random dude on my dorm floor told me I looked like ‘that band camp chick from the American Pie movies.’ I said, ‘Gee, thanks, drunk guy!’ and then I looked in the mirror and knew he was on [to] something…besides the drugs. That, my friends, was where I got the idea for that year’s Halloween costume.
I dyed my hair an awesome shade of red, I borrowed running shorts from my crazy runner roommate (because all runners are automatically crazy in my diagnostic book), and I ironed on the band camp letters to the shirt that I still wear to this day. Don’t worry, I made sure to wash off the recorder. Safety first.
Silly Caucasian girl likes to play with Samurai swords – When I was in college, there was no cooler badass chick in the movies than Uma Thurman in Kill Bill.
This is my version of The Bride’s yellow leather motorcycle suit. You know, the one where she wipes the floor with the Crazy 88. My mom and I searched for what felt like for-ev-er for that yellow jacket. I think we finally found it in a Forever 21, and it actually has “Italia” embroidered across the chest, and so we hid the letters with various patches we found at a local army surplus store, then we sewed on the black stripes. We searched in vain for yellow pants, and so my mom actually made these for me because she’s a rockstar. The shoes were mine, and the sword was plastic.
I dyed my hair blonde(r)…or as blonde as I could get it, short of bleaching it. I looooove playing around with makeup, and since I couldn’t bring myself to douse my new yellow jacket and pants with fake blood, I made sure my face looked as realistic as possible. This year, I won second place in a costume contest. The following year, I wore this same costume in the Netherlands during my study abroad program, and my makeup was realistic enough, and Halloween was foreign enough to my Dutch professor that he actually tried to get me to leave class and see a doctor until I shouted out “Happy Halloween!” His response: “Oh you silly Americans…”
At this point in the game of life, Brian
was forced joined in on the Halloween fun!
This is one doodle that can’t be undid, homeskillet – I was obsessed with the movie Juno when it came out. Diablo Cody, I wish I could pay you to script my life, and Ellen Page, your delivery was like Daria came to life for me.
Brian and I bought our shirts online, and they were the actual shirts the actors wore in the movie: Dancing Elk Condors for Brian, and Slinky for me. It’s fun for a boy or a girl! I dyed my hair brown (I think I like any excuse to dye my hair). We bought gold gym shorts and then my mom hemmed them up super short. I think the best challenge was figuring out how to make my pregnant belly. Believe it or not, under there is a Spiderman pillow held in place with and old tube top my mom had. Not shown are props of orange TicTacs for Brian and a jug of SunnyD for me.
Those girls with their fishnets and sexy nicknames – So my obsession with Ellen Page continued after I went to see the movie Whip It. Even though I wasn’t very recognized that year, I still had a blast dressing up as her roller derby character, Babe Ruthless.
What made this costume especially cool for me was that her roller derby team was called the Hurl Scouts, and I rocked the Girl Scouts for 11 awesome years. Their derby uniforms were sexy, modified versions of a scouting uniform. I found my dress in a department store and got real Girl Scout patches left over from when I was in scouts. Fun fact – the red 22 numbers are actually Boy Scout numbers, so I ordered those directly from the boys in charge. I wore green tights and my knee pads from when I played volleyball. My helmet looks super rad (not even close)…it’s my bike helmet made to look as round as possible with the yellow jammer star on the side.
Brian was an awesome version of Razor, the team coach, played by a Wilson brother. And, sadly, we both went sans skates because we didn’t want to seriously injure ourselves trying to get into character.
Off with their heads!! – This was the year Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland came out, and I created my own version of the Queen of Hearts.
I found a red and black bridesmaids dress with pit stains at a thrift store, and then I bought more black and white fabric. My mom helped me sew on the black side panels and then we ironed on the black and white hearts. We ironed stabilizer onto some white fabric and fashioned the stiff collar which we pinned to the shoulder straps of the dress. My mom made my crown by pinning felt around a plastic water bottle that had been cut in half.
Brian went as the Mad Hatter, and I fought him to be able to put makeup on his face. Such a good sport, this guy!!
I want you to help me catch a killer of women – Last year, I went as Lisbeth Salander, aka The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo.
Again, I dyed my hair, but this stuff was only spray on and wash off, because I only wanted to be a badass for one night. The best part about this costume was custom making the temporary tattoos. I bought temp tattoo paper online and printed out the two images I wanted – Lisbeth’s dragon and wasp. They came out perfectly if I do say so myself. After doing this I could totally understand why people get the real variety.
I bought fake piercings at a costume store and put them on my nose and ears. Holy crap did those things hurt!! And then I basically walked around that night punching people in the face.
So, I hope you enjoyed the chronicles of Melissa’s Halloween obsession.
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Fantastic! Wow! You are inspiring me to give a crap about this holiday!
Yessss! But please give your craps to the toilet. And then be sure to flush.
You. Are. Ridiculously. Awesome. I love your love of Halloween. Love it.
How on earth did I miss this post!? Your Halloween costumes are AMAZING. I wish I could come up with and execute such awesome costumes. Last year, I should have gone as Juno…that would have been appropriate.
That would have been awesome! Did this post not make it into people’s readers?? Hmm….
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Props to Jen Tonic for redirecting me here… You are my long lost sister! We should do Halloween together… Walk with cameras attached to us, and Skype our adventures on Halloween night. I l-o-v-e your Halloween enthusiasm…. And sorry for not seeing this before today. You’re brilliant.
Hey, thanks! Indeed, Halloween is my favorite holiday ever. Your blog said to send a picture of just one costume, but I’d rather just post the link to my two Halloween-filled posts. Choosing my fave costume would be like trying to pick my favorite unborn child.
I have linked to your post from mine… I have just selected a few random disguises for my post… There is SO much more… Would you be so kind to post a comment on my post, and I will choose my favourite picture from your post-I must share more of this… Not that I don’t love Lisbeth… Nuno. You will? How kind of you…
I am humbled by your dedication. All of the costumes in these posts are AMAZING. I can’t wait to see what you do this year! I bow to the Queen of Halloween!
Sadly, wedding planning ate up all my friggin time, and I don’t have a new costume this year. That’s kinda why I wanted to do a tribute to all my old costumes.
Next year, though. Neeeeeext year. Cue evil laughter.
I totally pimped you out on Twitter. I couldn’t help myself.
Whoa, thanks! You know, I haven’t gotten into the whole tweeting thing……but methinks it’s only a matter of time now.
When you take the plunge, I’ll be your first follower.
You make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
Wow, you seriously rock my socks. While I’m not super duper into Halloween costuming for myself, I LOVE to see what other people do with it. You take it to a whole new level of awesome!
Thanks! And I love your ‘staches for Movember. I posted some pics of my own female facial hair experiment back in December I think.
Gonna have to check that out!
I’m very impressed, you are a lady who takes Halloween seriously!
Thanks! I take pride in my obsession.