My followers are better than your followers

Holy fricknuts!

Today is a day of celebration:  as of today, I now have 100 followers!

So thank you very much, lucky 100th follower!!

*cue confetti, balloons falling from the sky, and rainbow unicorn farts*

And thank you, THANK YOU, to all the other people who have followed me since I started this little ego pumping machine bloggy blog.

To show my eternal gratitude, here’s a picture of me taken just over a year ago being happy about a boat, but pretend that I am actually being happy about my followers.  Cuz I am, except I just didn’t know any better to be happy about that a year ago.  You get it.

Nobody Likes a Whiny Baby

I would like to thank the person who found my blog by searching with the following phrase, and I’m not referring to the gollum one (although that one’s intriguing…what exactly is a meme involving gollum?  This must be a new-fangled phenomenon I recently missed.  But I digress):

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Clearly you and I see eye to eye.  I hope you found my Hunger Games post to your liking.

You made my day.

Thank you, and may the odds be ever in your favor.