Gentle, please. Remember to be gentle.
Chew and swallow.
We’re late, we gotta hurry!
SWALLOW. IT!
Sock and shoes! Pee in the potty! JACKET!
Ok, get in the car. Quick like a bunny!
GET IN YOUR CARSEAT. WE. ARE. LATE.
Guess what?! I LOVE YOU!!
I am busy, you will have to wait.
Lean over please!
Good job leaning over!
Remember to chew!
CHEW YOUR FOOD.
Nope, sorry, you gotta wait.
Sit down. We do not stand on the couch.
Please be patient! I am BUSY. You will have to WAIT.
YOU JUST HAD A SNACK!!!!!!!
SIT DOWN! FOR THE LOVE.
Gen-tle, please. I want you to be kind.
Lie down please. It is time for a rest.
Guess what?! (whispered) i love you.
Hand! Hold my hand please.
We are LATE!
Quick like a bunny!
HAND.
No, we don’t have time for that.
I said NO!
GENTLE!
Leanoverchewandswallow. Please just EAT.
Take off your clothes! I said TAKE THEM OFF!
Pee in the potty please! For the love, please watch your aim!
Goodnight, my loves.
Guess what.
I love you.
Parenting littles is exhausting!
Indeed!