Parenting in Haikus

I just wiped your snot

Now you blow into your hand

Thank you – not really

All the chores I do

Always come undone in time

Say, what is the point?

Nap time is my break

Go to sleep sweet child of mine

Give me, like, two hours

Odor hit my face

Never such stench have I smelled

Beans – never again

You freak me out, boy

When you scratch the wall at night

Nightmares come for me


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