My friend and I are in a book store, looking at pregnancy books.
Friend – So you’re sure you’re not having twins?
Me, wide-eyed with fear – Uhh, the ultrasound only showed one baby in here. There had better be only one baby in here!
I look down and poke at my tummy.
Friend – The twin could just be hiding behind the baby you saw on the monitor.
Me – I seriously doubt it. Plus, on another visit, my midwife found only one heartbeat in there.
Friend – Maybe the heartbeats synchronized and you thought you were only hearing one.
Me – Seriously, you’re freaking me out now. I do not want twins. …But I guess if I did have twins in here, one of them would clearly be evil, with all the hiding and evasiveness.
Looking down again
Me – Show yourself evil one!! Make yourself known!
Friend – Let’s see if they have any books for naming evil twins, because it’s going to need a good one.
Like me on Facebook, and escape the wrath of the mythical evil twin occupying my womb. I’m taking suggestions on what fe’s evil name should be. Ideas?