I talk about poop a lot.
Freud would say this means I am stuck in the anal stage of childhood development, and I am not sure that’s too far off the mark. Let’s just say that The Beatles were wrong when they said that happiness was a warm gun. No, no, it’s an empty colon.
Since Brian and I get up for work at different times in the morning, we don’t get to see each other until we get home from work in the evening. We supplement our communication needs with email and chats during the day.
me: You know, because of this bloating, I’ve had to get up and pee TWICE each night since Saturday