Go read Quirky Chrissy’s post making her case for why she should be allowed to fight to the death for the right to walk away from my online wedding to Shirtless Ryan Gosling with my bouquet in her bloodied hands.
That was an awesome sentence I just typed up there.
I didn’t even realize, but in this post Chrissy informed me that, if her current beau Shirtless Jesse Metcalf ever grows a pair and puts a ring on it [her], we’ll be Shirtless in-laws! I can’t WAIT for the family reunions.
(You should click for the hilariously shoddy photoshopping if for nothing else. It’s even funnier if you’re drunk first.)