Good news, psychos.
I wrote a post for The Official How To Blog when I was feeling rather saucy. I’ve since completely forgotten what I wrote, and therefore I take no responsibility.
People tell me the post is about how to find a therapist who won’t bend you over his knee and give you firm, swift swats to the rump in an attempt to re-create childhood trauma. My hope is that you find this post mildly useful and a moderately good substitute for sobbing into your mint chocolate chip. Ride the healing train here.
In other news, I’m sure you’ve all already read this compelling article about how Ryan Gosling is taking a break from acting. I know, I know…I too was ready to start looking for a non-crazy therapist and had even clicked on my own how-to guest post before I began to read between the lines……the reason he’s taking a break from acting is because he’ll be too busy getting online married to me and being my online shirtless husband!!
The proof is in what he doesn’t say:
“I’ve been doing (acting) it too much. [And I need to focus on doing Lyssapants instead.] I think it’s good for me to take a break and reassess [Lyssa’s hot bod] why I’m doing it [because she’s amazingly hot] and how I’m doing it [long and hard]. And I think this [online marrying the pants off her] is probably a good way to learn about that. I need a break from myself as much as I imagine the audience does [so that Lyssa can have my photoshopped abs all to herself].”
And the world makes sense again.