Here you go, super-rich executives with money to burn!
sellout photo is just a small, carbonated taste of all the wholesome, return-to-the-innocence-of-the-40s advertising that could be yours if you decide to sponsor my wedding!
Please sponsor my wedding so that I can still have enough money left over to actually go on a honeymoon longer than a trip to Baskin Robbins.
Things I will do in exchange for your generosity:
- Provide only Coke-related products at the wedding…..Coke floats for dessert!
- Wear a dress dipped in Coke
- Tattoo the Coke logo as a tramp stamp during my bachelorette party
- Name my first born Delicious…and my second born Refreshing
I accept personal checks,
PS – If you find my dignity, please tell it that I love it and that I am just going out for a pack of smokes.